I got called out the other day..
“I haven’t seen much on the blog lately other than Survival Weekly..” said my former field trainer in his subtle, passive aggressive way of telling me I have been sucking as a blogger.
“I don’t know if you know this Turdis, but when you have a kid, your life changes..” I replied in my best smartass tone.
Of course, as a father himself, he knows that and was one of the many that uttered that vague statement leading up to the birth of my son. Curtis, or as I affectionately call him “Turdis”, and I have a special relationship. Years ago, when he came onto the hoghunting crew, my partner and I poached his district in a friendly inter-crew rivalry, leaving a wasteland of empty hunts between our districts.
Karma played out years later when I reported to Big South Fork for field training and found out I would be subjected to his authority as my field trainer. He jokingly tormented me, I returned the favor on the wrestling mats, and the cycle continues.
A brother for life that doesn’t hesitate to shoot me straight, Curtis is right, I have been slacking..
It’s not because I haven’t been getting out in the field, hunting, trapping, foraging, cutting wood, etc., but it’s been due to a bear problem.
Well, not those bears, this one..
While no one could ever really tell me how “your life will change”, I have been able to make some observations over the past couple months for first time dads:
- Plan on being late everywhere. If you tell you buddy you will be there at 9:00, it will really be 11:00 because of baby related ordeals
- You will get pee and poop on you. No way around it.
- Members on both sides of your family will lose their mind and forget you are an adult raising a child and not a child raising one
- Your years of purposely sucking at washing dishes is null and void now. Domestic duties now fall on you no matter how bad you suck at that stuff.
- Even if prompted, you may or may not choose to acknowledge how much your wife did before the baby as you marvel at how much dirt you sweep up every other day.
- You will eat like a bachelor again. If you aren’t a good cook, you will wish you were, so you could feed your wife and yourself something better than grilled cheese.
- If you co-sleep, plan on being exiled. Even if you get a king sized bed, if won’t be big enough. Credit to Jake for telling me that, even though I didn’t believe him. He is still exiled with a one year old!!
- Stuff that was important or fun to you before, will melt away as playing with your boy and making him smile is more fulfilling
- You will rank it at the top of the list as “the best thing that ever happened in your life”
- Your wife’s robe will become her second skin 🙂
And of course, writing blog posts will get pushed aside for other tasks. That is until Curtis calls you out..
All joking aside, we are coming up on the 4 month mark now and winning against some breastfeeding issues, pumping wars, and restless nights. I can now relax a bit and get back on track with some Chaga Power!!
That weird looking growth on the tree is actually a mushroom called Chaga or True Tinder Fungus (Inonotus obliquus) and grows on birch trees. It is coveted by bushcrafters for it’s firestarting prowess and by herbalists for it’s medicinal value.
Over the years I have gathered and used chaga in several ways:
1. It makes a good bug repelling incense and saved me from bug driven insanity on more than one occasion.
2. It is awesome natural tinder for flint and steel fires or great as a coal extender.
3. It is a medicinal, anti-oxidant powerhouse. Wild claims abound of chaga having higher ORAC values than any thing on earth.
ORAC Results Fruits and Vegetables per 100g / 3.5oz USDA & Tufts University (2003)
- Chaga Mushroom 3,655,700
- Acai Berries 80,000
- Goji Berries 40,000
- Prunes 5,890
- Pomegranates 3,370
- Raisins 2,890
- Blueberries 2,450
If that doesn’t get your attention, it is also claimed to be the highest in superoxide dismutase and loaded with betulinic acid, a known cancer fighter. Anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-inflammatory, anti-herpetic, anti-HIV, anti-diabetic, anti-aging… if you read the list of Chaga’s powers, you may wonder why Marvel comics hasn’t made it a superhero yet.
While a lot of the claims come from sellers of chaga products, there is a growing body of research coming out of overseas where it has been used for centuries. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=chaga
What interests me is it’s historical use in Siberia and an obscure study back in 1973 that focused on chaga for psoriasis treatment and gut health. http://www.chagatrade.ru/images/PSORIASIS_chaga.pdf
Being that I have a strong interest in herbal medicine, a love for foraging, and the willingness to self-experiment, I started drinking 16 ounces of chaga tea everyday last week. I have a small patch of psoriasis on my thigh and I am interested in seeing what happens over the next few months of daily use.
There is much debate about extracting chaga’s potent medicine, but I choose the Siberian way (hot water) and easiest (chunks). The key is not to boil it, but keep it at 150-180 degrees for hours, so I use a crock pot.
Leaving it in chunks allows easy, no strain clean up and refreezing of the chunks for the next batch. These chunks are on their third run.
This was from an overnight brew. The tea is dark and pleasant tasting. I add a little honey to sweeten it.
After brewing, I bottle the surplus, freeze my stock, and sip away.
While chaga may not have a role in a short term, wilderness emergency, it’s potential health benefits make it a long term “survival” prospect for everyday life.
Chaga hunt…sleeping on the job.